Dear Jerkholes: It’s been well over a year that I’ve sat, complacent ‘tis true, watching the drivel that your ace marketing department spews over the airwaves.  Image after image of chiselled, betowelled Adonis-like men flash before the viewer, none of whom (if your ad men are to be believed) have the wit to scrape a [...]

Alright.  Listen up, jerkholes.  I just got back from a quick trip down to the coast.  The quicker the better in my opinion, which this is.  Vancouver, the Terminal City of Glass.  You get two choices on how to die.  Get run down by an Escalade driven by someone more beautiful than you–thats the fast [...]