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		<title>CSIS Agents Should Reintegrate the RCMP ASAP</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2011 13:45:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BC Interior News Team</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The special Senate committee on Anti-terrorism report ask to expand
the mandate of the national security adviser to coordinate national
security activities.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<pre><a class="highslide" onclick="return vz.expand(this)" href="http://bcinteriornews.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Csis2.png"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-1624" title="CSIS" src="http://bcinteriornews.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Csis2-150x150.png" alt="Csis2 150x150 CSIS Agents Should Reintegrate the RCMP ASAP" width="150" height="150" /></a>Latest finding about CSIS show why it should return into RCMP.

The special Senate committee on Anti-terrorism report ask to expand
the mandate of the national security adviser to coordinate national
security activities. The unanimous report said that needless
compartmentalization of information about terrorist threats and lack
of coordination still seems to persist today. More communication was
needed between security agencies. The Air India inquiry made a similar
recommendation last summer, which the Harper government rejected in
December, saying it did not want to create a new bureaucracy. Former
RCMP commissioner Giuliano Zaccardelli who worked 36 years in the RCMP
and been commissioner from 2000 to 2006, have the answer. He told at
the Air India inquiry in 2007 that Police and spies should be put back
on the same team. It is time to reintegrate CSIS agents into RCMP.

The Canadian Security Intelligence Service was created on June 21,
1984 as a consequence of the McDonald and Keable Commissions who
revealed that RCMP agents were doing illegal actions to stop Quebec
independence. Instead of punishing the policemen doing criminal acts,
the Trudeau government separates information gathering from law
enforcement by creating CSIS that maintains a link with the political
side of the government. Since that time, Canada has a security agency
working with other reference then the Criminal Code to define what it
should stop or promote. This attitude leads to severe lack of reserve
in day-to-day activities. Recently, a second top spy defends remarks
on China’s foreign influence made by Canadian Security Intelligence
Service director, Dick Fadden. It seams it is normal in CSIS to
publicly accuse without proof.

Reintegration in the RCMP 

Canadian Security Intelligence Service deputy director of operations
Jack Hooper admitted some years ago that CSIS use other techniques if
prosecution is not viable. Remember it was created because some RCMP
agent violates the Criminal Code in their zealous attempt to stop
Quebec independence. When the Canadian spy agency faces a situation
were it got insufficient evidence to bring suspect to court, it adopt
a diffuse and disrupt mode. CSIS have been accused to do disruption
activities' violating Canadian Bill of Rights, the common law and the
Civil Code. There is no way to be sure they didn’t do it because
there is no real control. The ministerial watchdog over the Canadian
Security Intelligence Service recently reveals a "notable increase" in
errors spotted in the spy service's records. According to the public
safety minister, these errors could have serious negative consequences
for people the agency spies on. The Security Intelligence Review
Committee (SIRC) personnel and budget didn’t kept pace with the
expansion of CSIS. It is not able of examining all of the Service's
activities in any given period.

The RCMP provides federal police services throughout the country. It
has two essentials qualities that make it the only place for
information-gathering agents in a country aspiring to be a democracy.
First, its agents are Peace Officers and have to obey to the criminal
code. This is a minimum in modern states. Second, RCMP cases finish in
front of a judge. This is the only place any investigation has the
necessary review to permit citizens to keep there rights. It is really
time to return CSIS back into RCMP and let citizens enjoy the rights
the are entitle to before to much damage is done to democratic values
in Canada. 

Michel Gourd
Québec, Canada

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		<title>Letter to Editor: Government Oversight</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2010 19:59:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BC Interior News Team</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[PORT Doesn’t Mean Moving to the Left November 3, 2010 &#8211; As a British Columbian that has advised leaders in developing democracies on public policy development, I find myself increasingly frustrated over the BC government’s decision to not consult the people on a major policy initiative concerning our taxes. This demonstrates the tell tale signs [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>PORT Doesn’t Mean Moving to the Left</h3>
<p><a class="highslide" onclick="return vz.expand(this)" href="http://bcinteriornews.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/British_Columbia_Flag.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-1068" title="British_Columbia_Flag" src="http://bcinteriornews.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/British_Columbia_Flag-300x246.jpg" alt="British Columbia Flag 300x246 Letter to Editor: Government Oversight" width="300" height="246" /></a>November 3, 2010 &#8211; As a British Columbian that has advised leaders in<br />
developing democracies on public policy development, I find myself<br />
increasingly frustrated over the BC government’s decision to not<br />
consult the people on a major policy initiative concerning our taxes.</p>
<p>This demonstrates the tell tale signs of a government that has become<br />
arrogant with power, lost touch with the “heartlands ”, and does<br />
not currently have, nor can they expect, the confidence of the<br />
citizens of British Columbia. Since the fall of the Soviet Union,<br />
western democracies have been assisting transition governments with<br />
the concept of open public policy strategies and development. That has<br />
been the focus of my profession after 7 years in the House of Commons.</p>
<p>In 2004, I was hired by a USAID funded legislative development program<br />
in the Republic of Georgia. This former soviet state had just elected<br />
a new government after years of abuse under Eduard Shevardnadze. The<br />
leaders of the peaceful Rose Revolution promised policy reform in<br />
every major policy area; tax, education, health, pensions, and public<br />
safety and promised to put the Georgian economy on track to make the<br />
lives of average citizens better. The overall message was democratic<br />
reforms that would bring the people of Georgia into the policy making<br />
process, openness, transparency and responsiveness were themes that<br />
had never been discussed in public under Shevardnadze. In fact, people<br />
that espoused these concepts were likely to be persecuted or even held<br />
without charges in political prisons. Fear was the political reality<br />
and the politics of fear was played out every day in the former soviet<br />
state.</p>
<p>My job was to work in the parliament and help to improve the policy<br />
making process. My program was called PORT which stands for<br />
Parliamentary Oversight, Responsiveness and Transparency. We were not<br />
focused on the technical details of policy but were concerned with the<br />
process in which policy was adopted by the government. This assistance<br />
was requested by the new President of Georgia, the Prime Minister, and<br />
the Speaker of the parliament.</p>
<p>One of the first policy initiatives was reforming the tax system that<br />
suffered with over 21 taxes, plus an income tax. The system was<br />
corrupt and red tape dominated the old tax system leaving the public<br />
wondering if any tax dollars were going to public services. It also<br />
left the public suspicious about how this new government would handle<br />
this thorny issue. I was consulted by the Speaker Nino Burjanadze and<br />
the Chairman of the Finance Committee. My suggestion was that the<br />
parliament should conduct a series of town hall meetings and<br />
roundtables ensuring that all segments of society were consulted. From<br />
the average citizen, business people, farmers, industry, academia, and<br />
government officials be brought together in order to discuss the<br />
issues and answer questions about government taxation proposals. There<br />
was some reluctance at first, but the plan moved forward and open<br />
public consultations on tax policy was introduced. This was a huge<br />
success and people were engaged in the process. At the end of the day<br />
over 20 taxes were eliminated and a new tax system was adopted. All<br />
done through the public consultation process. Even opposition parties<br />
that had no standing in the parliament were invited to submit<br />
suggestions and ideas.</p>
<p>The government then embarked on Education reform and again my program<br />
organized parliamentary public consultations throughout Georgia to<br />
hear the voices of parents, educators and all concerned individuals<br />
about the education system in Georgia. The Minister of Education did<br />
not attend the first meeting but he read about it in the newspapers.<br />
TV and radio had also covered this new process of public policy<br />
consultation; The Minister never missed another meeting and happily<br />
attended and took questions from the public. He became an avid<br />
supporter of open public meetings and forums on public policy reform.</p>
<p>The BC public should not have to explain to a government in a modern<br />
parliamentary democracy about openness and transparency. But we have<br />
been left with that job as the employers of the government. The<br />
government now knows that rushing the process brings public disdain on<br />
the institution of government, and the BC Legislature. This cannot be<br />
regained by bribing the people with their own money through tax relief<br />
that we were told was impossible during the election. The Premier<br />
still feels that he can explain away his government’s shortcomings.<br />
Similar to the effects of being caught driving drunk down a highway<br />
with no regard for the law &#8211; developing public policy without<br />
consultation ends up in disaster. It kicks sand in the face of<br />
democracy and brings disrespect for our system of governance.<br />
The Liberals should be held in contempt of parliament for their<br />
disregard of long standing traditions and parliamentary procedures.<br />
Unfortunately, not one Cabinet Minister in the government stood on the<br />
side of the people. The fate of backbenchers was decided, if they<br />
raised a concern, dissent would be met with expulsion from caucus and<br />
loss of government parliamentary privileges. It may look a little<br />
different, but just like Shevardnadze the politics of fear was being<br />
played out here in our system with members of the governing party.<br />
Although I use the acronym is PORT it is not to be confused with the<br />
naval term meaning left which has gotten us into this mess. We the<br />
people of BC are asking that the next government take PORT seriously<br />
and we mean, Parliamentary Oversight, Responsiveness and Transparency.</p>
<p>The big government Liberals has added $7 billion to the NDP government<br />
debt in just 6 years. Provincial Debt now $34 Billion. This big<br />
government now has 20 departments, 17 crown corporations and, 11<br />
agencies. The payment on the interest on debt is the government’s<br />
fourth largest expenditure at $2.2 Billion. And to top it off and add<br />
insult to injury the government does not listen to the people of BC on<br />
major policy issues such as taxation, education, health care and the<br />
economy.</p>
<p>We cannot turn back to the days of the NDP who will take us further<br />
down the road of big tax and spend policies. It is time for British<br />
Columbians to look seriously at the BC Conservative Party.</p>
<p>    Small, Accessible &amp; Transparent Government<br />
    A Competitive Free Enterprise System<br />
    Responsible Tax Reform<br />
    Protection of Private Property Rights<br />
    Patient-Centered Health Care<br />
    Student-Focused Education<br />
    Resource Management: Balancing Environmental and Economic Issues<br />
    Law and Order: Focus on Victims</p>
<p>British Columbians demand to be part of the policy debate regarding<br />
our children’s future. Just like the citizens in the former Soviet<br />
Union now enjoy. Is that too much to ask for?</p>
<p>Jim Hart is a two-term former Member of Parliament. He is a democracy<br />
and governance specialist and has worked in international development<br />
since 2004 with parliaments in Georgia, Kyrgyzstan, Iraq and has been<br />
an election observer in Ukraine, Georgia and has just returned from<br />
Afghanistan on assignment as a Long Term Observer with Democracy<br />
International. Mr. Hart is a member of the Technical Advisory Group of<br />
the BC Conservative Party and lives in Enderby BC.</p>
<p>For information:</p>
<p>Jim Hart<br />
<a href="mailto:jhartconsultant@gmail.com">jhartconsultant@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>*The opinions expressed in this commentary are solely the views of Jim Hart.</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Oct 2010 16:21:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BC Interior News Team</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To: Editor From: Jeff Leggat jleggat42@hotmail.com Dear Editor, Have you heard of the multinational chemical corporation Monsanto? Did you know it is currently threatening to destroy the Canadian agricultural economy? This is the company that brought you Agent Orange, Genetically Modified Organisms, carcinogenic herbicides, PCBs and DDTs! Monsanto has a history of developing poisons, acids, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<pre>To: Editor

From:
Jeff Leggat
<a href="mailto:jleggat42@hotmail.com">jleggat42@hotmail.com</a>

Dear Editor,

Have you heard of the multinational chemical corporation Monsanto? Did
you know it is currently threatening to destroy the Canadian
agricultural economy? 

This is the company that brought you Agent Orange, Genetically
<a class="highslide" onclick="return vz.expand(this)" href="http://bcinteriornews.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Opinion-Globe-.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1024" title="Opinion Globe" src="http://bcinteriornews.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Opinion-Globe--298x300.jpg" alt="Opinion Globe  298x300 Letter to the Editor" width="298" height="300" /></a>Modified Organisms, carcinogenic herbicides, PCBs and DDTs! Monsanto
has a history of developing poisons, acids, plastics, biological
warfare agents, bovine growth hormones and proudly participated in the
Manhattan project - the creation of nuclear weapons!

Monsanto's disgraceful legal "bullying" of family farmers, aggressive
political lobbying tactics, repeated public lies and ongoing
contamination of the environment has "caused them to be considered the
least ethical and most environmentally unconscious corporation in the
world."

This company employs about 300 people in Canada and is based in
Winnipeg. With a slick website and millions of dollars to spend wiping
out "organic" crops around the world, Monsanto will eventually own the
world's food source! Am I kidding? A single corporation owning all
food? Canadian farmers are being financially destroyed by an American
company? 

If you don't already know, Monsanto is the company that created
"Roundup", the highly commercialized and toxic herbicide that causes
liver damage, significant decrease in production of the male sexual
hormones and a significant increase in miscarriages.

We should all be aware that Bill C-474 currently sits before the House
of Commons Agriculture hearings. This bill is designed to protect our
farmers against Monsanto and could finally stop its profit motivated
destruction of our natural and toxic free landscape.

Please Canada, lets protect our food, our health and our Canadian
farmers! Research Monsanto - look it up on Wikipedia! Research Bill
C-474 and understand that Monsanto creates products so dangerous they
are banned in many countries throughout Europe.

Monsanto - you are not welcome in Canada! Take your poisons elsewhere.

Jeff Leggat
Maple Bay, B.C.

*Opinions in this letter are solely the views of Jeff Leggat.</pre>
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		<title>Bone To Pick: An Open Letter to the Gillette Shaving Company</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 22:44:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gabe Penske</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Jerkholes: It’s been well over a year that I’ve sat, complacent ‘tis true, watching the drivel that your ace marketing department spews over the airwaves.  Image after image of chiselled, betowelled Adonis-like men flash before the viewer, none of whom (if your ad men are to be believed) have the wit to scrape a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Jerkholes:</p>
<p>It’s  been well over a year that I’ve sat, complacent ‘tis true, watching the  drivel that your ace marketing department spews over the airwaves.   Image after image of chiselled, betowelled Adonis-like men flash before  the viewer, none of whom (if your ad men are to be believed) have the  wit to scrape a blade along their granite jaws.  Tell me, how is it that  the ancient and venerable <a href="www.gillette.com" target="_blank">Gillette Shaving Company</a> has survived well  over a century when it believes that it’s clientele has no idea how to  shave?  I can hear the dicks on your Board now, “But why Gabe?  Why  aren’t they buying our product?”<a class="highslide" onclick="return vz.expand(this)" href="http://bcinteriornews.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/shaving.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-989" title="shaving" src="http://bcinteriornews.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/shaving.jpg" alt="shaving Bone To Pick: An Open Letter to the Gillette Shaving Company" width="210" height="135" /></a></p>
<p>First  off, douches,  if your marketers had done a lick of research they would  have discovered that the new millenium has seen the advent of the indie  beard.  A whole, confused generation of “musicians”, “actors”, stand-up  “comedians” and other societal parasites has embraced the gimme, gimme,  gimme attitude of the eighties and a slightly less slovenly, fresher  smelling grunge-look from the early nineties.  Think of a happier,  better dressed Kurt Cobain wearing shoes incapable of being used for  work of any kind, hair product and an iPhone (before Courtney shot him).   This is a generation who wish to project the “Hey world, I’ve been up  all night in my basement recording studio and who has time to shave  anyway because I’m texting my girlfriend about my bus ride to the coffee  shop” image.  My advice to you&#8211;leave them for dead, Gillette.</p>
<p>Secondly,  and more to the point, is that I as well as many millions of my  brethren know how to shave and do indeed need more razor blades.  It’s  just that it still hurts to walk, as our stitches are still healing from  the last time we nicked down to the pharmacy and were bent over the  counter buying your product.  This was after I had been to the bank to  remortage the house so that I was sure I could afford them.  My  therapist has warned me against doing this too many times in a calendar  year.  I would rather scrape that last nicked, jagged razor down my  cheek, feeling every single follicle ripped screaming from my delicate  features and be able to feed and clothe my children, and those of my  therapist,  than shell out for more of your overpackaged,  “hypoallergenic” beauty knives.  None of you geniuses figured this part  out?</p>
<p>So,  I suggest back to the drawing board for you, Gillette, and no coming  back with “Ooo, we’ve added another blade for a smoother shave” (patent  pending) or “we’ve coated the blades with diamond dust and male  phermones for a closer shave and guaranteed ladies” (patent pending).   And for the love of God, gather up all the numb-nutted jerkholes in  your TV commercials and learn them to shave like any red-blooded male in  North America.  May I suggest packing them off to boot camp?  No one  can teach a man to shave better than a Drill Sergeant pointing a  Browning at his temple while screaming obscenities in his ear, believe  you me.  So fare thee warned, I will not be in line for the next  six-bladed ultra-smooth razor that you jackasses put on the market.   “Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me” as me mammy  used to say.  You think I’m an idiot?  I’ll wait for the seven blades  thanks.</p>
<p>My name is Gabe and I got a bone to pick.</p>
<pre>*Opinions in this letter are solely the views of Gabe Penske.</pre>
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		<title>Bone To Pick: Park This…</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2010 19:55:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gabe Penske</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alright.  Listen up, jerkholes.  I just got back from a quick trip down to the coast.  The quicker the better in my opinion, which this is.  Vancouver, the Terminal City of Glass.  You get two choices on how to die.  Get run down by an Escalade driven by someone more beautiful than you&#8211;thats the fast [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><a class="highslide" onclick="return vz.expand(this)" href="http://bcinteriornews.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/shittyparkingjob.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-898" title="Shitty Parking Job" src="http://bcinteriornews.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/shittyparkingjob-150x150.jpg" alt="shittyparkingjob 150x150 Bone To Pick: Park This…" width="150" height="150" /></a>Alright.  Listen up, jerkholes.  I just got back from a quick trip  down to the coast.  The quicker the better in my opinion, which this  is.  Vancouver, the <a href="http://www.vancouverreview.com/past_articles/nonamecity.htm" target="_blank" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.vancouverreview.com/past_articles/nonamecity.htm?referer=');">Terminal City of Glass</a>.  You get two choices on how  to die.  Get run down by an <a href="www.carterchevrolet.ca/new-vehicle.../cadillac-escalade-hybrid.htm" target="_blank">Escalade</a> driven by someone more beautiful  than you&#8211;thats the fast way.  Or you could wrap your lips around the  tailpipe of a Humvee and huff back on those sweet, sweet fumes.  Give a  hummer to a <a href="www.vancwa.com/hummer.htm" target="_blank">Hummer</a> so to speak.  And they&#8217;re easy to find.  Everyone has  an SUV, a one-ton or a monster truck.  These groinal appendages can be  found speeding through school zones, tearing up boulevards and  aggressively blocking HOV lanes.  Bigger is the new better.  The latest  trend is to get your class 1 with air brakes and pimp out a new  tractor-trailer.  Probably.  But, and here is my point plebes, if a  Vancouverite were to be cruising down Robson Street in a Mack truck,  rims a&#8217;spinnin&#8217; and a sub blowing a hole in their testes and they  suddenly spot a major sale on loafers at the <a href="http://www.dolcegabbana.com" target="_blank" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.dolcegabbana.com?referer=');">Dolce &amp; Gabbana</a> store,  that driver, ladies and germs, would be able to park that monstrosity in  the parking spot provided.  One try, not one drop of sweat on their  chiselled, sun-bed enhanced features.</div>
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<p>Flash back  to the sunny Okanagan where, in spite of having parking spots the size  of small runways, a man is reduced to tears circling the town looking  for a place to stop.  Don&#8217;t get me wrong, there is plenty of space.   It&#8217;s just that some waste of skin who managed to bumble their way into a  drivers licence sometime in the last 80 years, has parked their Smart  car smack dab in the middle of two spots.  Wow.  Serious?  A further  attempt to park at the grocery store is foiled by some jackass who  thinks his &#8217;93 chevy deserves a <a class="highslide" onclick="return vz.expand(this)" href="http://bcinteriornews.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/shittyparkingjob2.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-899 alignright" title="shittyparkingjob2" src="http://bcinteriornews.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/shittyparkingjob2-300x225.jpg" alt="shittyparkingjob2 300x225 Bone To Pick: Park This…" width="210" height="158" /></a>coupla spaces.  Yeah, better preserve  the paint job on that honey.  At least <em>his</em> parkjob was a concious  effort.  At any rate I have plenty of time to ponder these details,  idling away the hours, as east- and westbound traffic is shutdown on  <a href="http://www.visitsalmonarm.ca" target="_blank" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.visitsalmonarm.ca?referer=');">Lakeshore Drive</a> while some turd takes thirty attempts at a parallel park  job.  Somewhere in the world a butterfly has flapped its wings, causing  an electrical storm to travel up the entire west coast of North America,  causing this guy to think he&#8217;d better mince off to the store and  pick-up some milk before the weather turned nasty and while doing so  jams up the roadyways of our cozy interior town, preventing people from  leaving their parking spots, raining misery down on me.  And the tit  still ends up on the curb!  I can&#8217;t make this stuff up folks.</p>
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<p>So  listen up, jerkholes.  L2P&#8211;Learn to park and we&#8217;ll get along just  fine.  Well, probably not.  My name is Gabe and I gotta bone to pick.</p>
<p><a class="highslide" onclick="return vz.expand(this)" href="http://bcinteriornews.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/gabe.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-900" title="gabe" src="http://bcinteriornews.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/gabe-150x150.jpg" alt="gabe 150x150 Bone To Pick: Park This…" width="150" height="150" /></a>(<a href="http://bcinteriornews.ca" target="_self">BC  Interior News</a> does not condone nor promote the opinions expressed in  this article and/or the flambloyant misuse of the phrase &#8220;jerkholes&#8221;  succinctly addressed by &#8220;Bone to Pick&#8221; columnist Gabe Penske.)</p>
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